multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(via waterloupe)

10knotes:

  1. Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there
  2. I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time!
  3. Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so powerful that it knocked him to the ground
  4. This is why I love him

I literally cannot take how cute this is

it’s not very often you see people on tumblr call a straight couple cute, which is why this makes me happy

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(via loreninja)

death-by-lulz:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

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death-by-lulz:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

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kevin-ryan:

Kuroshio Sea - Second Largest Aquarium Tank in the World (x)

(via nutrifitblr)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(via losingfatfindingfit)